Buffalo Bills (75/1) - Can you have a quarterback controversy when you don't really have a quarterback? J.P. Losman is the starter, but no one is mistaking him for Jim Kelly in Buffalo. Kelly Holcomb is the backup. He's so good he couldn't even cut it with the quarterbacking powerhouse that is the Cleveland Browns. The only saving grace for the Bills is that they are going to be so bad that no one will notice, or care, who their QB is.

New York Jets (85/1) - You thought the Bills had it bad! Chad Pennington is damaged goods, and he's fragile. Patrick Ramsey is, well, Patrick Ramsey. Kellen Clemens is probably the best of the bunch, but he is raw and a long way away from being ready for the primetime. Pennington is apparently going to start the season, but it doesn't matter, because all three players will take a turn at starting before this nightmare season ends.

Oakland Raiders (900/1) - The fact that Aaron Brooks is still a starting quarterback in the NFL is proof that there isn't enough quarterbacking talent on the planet. It's not good enough to look eerily like Martin Lawrence. Brooks got progressively worse in his last three seasons in New Orleans, and he wasn't exactly standing on top of Mt. Everest when he started this freefall. Oakland is going to be a very bad team, and Brooks certainly won't help the situation. One of his backups will take over, probably right after Randy Moss runs Brooks over in the parking lot. I hope it's Andrew Walter, because Tuiasosopo is way too hard to spell.